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Melange Monday

1. One word, Boston. Please people, send good thoughts. Cross fingers, light candles, and invoke incantations. I am not just thinking of myself, it is all about Lily. She wants to go to Harvard. She is considering a dual major of International Relations and Bioethics and she also has a keen interest in the Classics.

2. Peter Thomas Roth Unwrinkle Peel Pads. LOVE-LOVE-LOVE these. Thank you, Stephanie, for telling me about them. I used them for the first time last night and my skin looks less ready for Halloween( i.e., less scary).

3. We got a new mattress this weekend to make room for a new dog, when the time is right. Unfortunately the time is not right. The in home date was a fiasco. Lily was, to say the least, not ready to commit. She liked Loki enough to date him. However she did not like him enough to share her toys, her house and most especially her Daddy. My gentle white angel turned into a ferocious bitch when Loki came to visit. After a while she calmed down and was less She-wolf warrior princess and managed begrudgingly some hospitality. She even let Loki have a bone as long as he promised to stay far away from her Daddy. But once Loki left she made it clear that she was not happy by leaving protest poops around the house. Lily’s message was clear, “I am just not that into him.”

I so wanted Loki to be the one. Only he wasn’t. I knew it as soon as he walked in the door. Yet I tried to push past my intuition and follow my heart. However I am old enough to have learned the painful lesson of ignoring intuition. So I didn’t. Happily Loki has a good home even though it is not ours. Lily is back to playing the field. She is being pursued by a Brussels Griffon named Thor who she is totally indifferent to.

4. A lip gloss that lasts. Maybelline Superstay Gloss that I found out about from A Femme d’Certain Age. I know! I am usually more of a Chanel Glossimer girl but I am tired of glosses that come off two seconds after you apply them. This colour stays put for seven hours ( Maybelline claims 12 but I think that might be a little of an overstatement). I got Wine Shine and now that I know that it actually works I am going to pick up Radiant Ruby.

5. Today is the day when I start studying for test two of the BBS’s Marriage and Family Therapist Clinical Vignette exam. I am making a chart( I am highly externally motivated) for which I get a star for each hour of study. At the end of each row I am giving myself a treat of some kind. Must decide on a motivating reward other than the joy of passing the second test. Suggestions?

6. Pumpkin pie flavored yogurt with Kashi Honey Flax Crunch. Who knew breakfast could be so autumnally delicious?

7. He-weasel and I are watching the Jonathan Creek mysteries and this is making me want to live in a windmill. He-weasel tells me I wouldn’t actually enjoy living in a windmill. He says they are noisy. I don’t care about reality, I am enjoying the fantasy. The actual fantasy is to be able to hire a fancy shmancy architect to make me a post-modern windmill to live in. I wonder if Frank Gehry,the Don Quixote of design, does pro bono work or is this just an impossible dream?

8. 45 minutes until the studying begins. That is dread that I feel. I was reading a message board on studying for the exam and someone suggested making studying fun. I am open to the idea only I can’t come up with a way to make that happen. I am open to suggestions.

9. As I make my study plan I am realizing that part of the non-fun of studying is that during my six weeks of studying I am only going to be able to blog two days a week. I think I am going to, until I am done with this test, only blog on Tuesdays and Thursdays. When I am done with the test I am going back to the old schedule. Seriously, you bloggers with a job and kids, I don’t know how you manage to keep up your blog; truly you amaze me! And I under amaze me with how little I can manage to juggle. I have no juggling skills. I throw one ball in the air and I am sure the next ball is going to hit me in the head and then everything comes crashing down and then I want to put all the balls down and take a nap.

10. Lucky me!!!! I got to spend yesterday with Enc. We lunched and did a little shopping. I saw a gorgeous sweater at JCrew that was a beautiful beige. I wished out loud that I could wear a colour like that. Enc told me I could. “Really? “Of course you can,” Enc answered. I tried it on and as much as I loved the sweater I was so used to my self-imposed rule that I cannot pull off beige that when I tried it on it created a cognitive dissonance, “but I thought I couldn’t”. Turns out I was wrong. I wonder what other self imposed rules I am wrong about.

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26. It isn’t Death Valley, California


27. Japanese strawberry cake
Truth be told I am not a big fan of cake, I prefer frosting. But if I am going to eat cake it is going to be the light, fluffy, delicious, cream and fruit filled Japanese strawberry cake from Sweetie’s bakery in Gardena. Japanese strawberry cake is made of sponge cake, strawberries and whipped cream and you can get it with or without nuts. My preference is with nuts.

I have heard in Japan that this delicacy is considered a Christmas Cake called the Kurisumasu keeki. Really, we should take on this cake as a Yuletide tradition and dump the nasty, dry and inedible fruit cake and take a cue from our friends in the East.

It is not a beautiful cake and is nothing fancy, I admit. And I feel sure that Martha Stewart and the Ace of Cakes guy would be horrified by its lack of fondant and its very low brow presentation. I don’t care. No matter how amazing a cake looks I can usually only get myself to eat the frosting. With this cake I could eat my piece and yours if you found it too frightening looking or if you were on a low carb diet or if you had left the table and were taking too long to get back. You can’t say I didn’t warn you.

28. The Disney Concert Hall
I love this building so much that when I lived in Chicago, the city known for its architecture, I would dream of this Los Angeles landmark. I have made special trips downtown just to see it. Without question it is my favorite building in Los Angeles. I think it is the building that has changed the energy of downtown L.A. To me the Disney Concert Hall is a kind of ship, and each time I see it I am transported to a place I have never been before. And for a building that stands still to be able to transport you—that is quite a special building.

If you come to visit me in L.A. I promise this is one of the places I will take you to, not necessarily to go to see a concert as I am not as interested in that as I am the brilliant building. If Frank Gehry didn’t have this fantastic building in L.A. I would be much more miserable here. I love you Frank.

If you love Frank too I highly recommend the Sidney Pollock’s documentary,”Sketches of Gehry“. Here is a clip of the film in which Gehry talks about this magnificent building.
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29. The Botox is cheaper
In Chicago I was paying $650. In L.A. I am paying only $250.

30. The coleslaw at the Original Pantry
As soon as you get seated at a table at the Pantry one of the waiters brings you a plate of coleslaw and a loaf of sourdough bread. I am VERY picky about coleslaw and the Pantry’s slaw is not too sweet and too vinegary—it is just right. As much as I enjoy some good coleslaw I would never make a trip downtown just to go to the Original Pantry but if I am there already to go to the Museum of Contemporary Art or the Disney Concert Hall( these are the two reasons I go down town) then going to the Pantry is an obvious choice. The Original Pantry is an L.A. institution and is old timey and old school. The waiters are older men who are grumpy and will not abide special orders. It’s cash only. There are very long lines. And those are just a few of the good parts of the Pantry experience. I don’t really go there for the food, other than the coleslaw, it is just okay. It is more for the experience of being in a place in L.A. that has history. The Original Pantry opened in 1942 and in L.A. years that is ancient history. I also like the mix of people you see at the Pantry, it is one of the few places in L.A. where you will see business men in suits, Mexican families, Hollywood types, USC students, tourists and the very few that actually live in downtown L.A.

31. The parking lot attendant guy at Igor’s
Did you ever see the movie “Under the Tuscan Sun“? You know the guy that brings flowers to a vase on the wall by Frances’ villa? Everyday Frances tries to say hello to the man and everyday he ignores her and after a year or so she finally gets a hello from him. Well, I have my own “Under the Tuscan Sun” guy. He is the parking attendant at the two hour free park in Beverly Hills. Every time I saw him I was friendly. I said hello. I asked him how he was. I wished him a nice weekend. Each time he would ignore my overtures at friendliness. Last month I finally broke through and now I get a smile, a “hello” and when he is feeling very chipper he will wish me a nice day.

32. The light
Paris obviously( obvious to me) has the best light in the world. And there is something incredible about the light of a sunny yet freezing cold day in Chicago. As much as I hate to admit it L.A.’s light can be beautiful. On a clear day( not often), when the Santa Ana’s ( which He-weasel tried unsuccessfully to convince me that Santa Ana means “Hot winds from the north”) blow away the smog, there is a certain quality to the light that makes one understand what initially drew people to this place when it was nothing but a big traffic free orange grove.

33. The Real Postmodern Philosophers of the O.C.
Jacques Derrida and Jean-Francois Lyotard these two gods of postmodern philosophy could have stayed at the Sorbonne. They could have got teaching gigs at Harvard or Oxford or anywhere. They chose instead to come to the University of California at Irvine. Irvine? Have you been there? To my mind Irvine is the Valencia of Orange County. There are MPCs (master planned communities) everywhere with names like m> Portola SpringsĀ®,The Gated Oak Creek Community, and Crystal ParkĀ® and there are plenty of potential cast members for the Real Housewives of Orange County roaming the streets in their SUVs. That said, I am sure that there was plenty of post modern irony in Irvine to keep Jacques and Jean rolling in material. I wonder if Jacques and Jean ever ran into Vicki and Jeana at happy hour. That would make for some ironic post-modern fun. Bravo, are you listening? Pair two French academics in an Orange County beach house with two real housewives from the O.C. and let the fun, philosophical debate and irony begin. I feel sure there would be an episode where Vicki would take J&J; to South Coast Plaza and try to talk them into some Ed Hardy clothing and some man-scaping at the Red Door Spa. If only I had come up with this idea for a reality show before Jacques and Jean died. I could have been rich!!!!!!!!

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Good news on the Kindle front, as of October 19th there will be a Kindle for those outside of the U.S. The international Kindle will be available for $279. Why do I tell you these glad tidings? Just in case you wanted to get a Kindle so you could subscribe to La Belette Rouge on it and thought you couldn’t because you live in glamorous locals outside of the USA.

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19. Roscoes chicken and waffles
A town cannot be all bad that has a restaurant where you can get waffles and chicken on the same plate. I am sure that to many of the uninitiated this combination sounds disgusting. Let me assure you that it is not. And yes, the syrup does indeed go on the chicken.

20. Lake Shrine Temple in Pacific Palisades

The first time I ever went to Lake Shrine was on a field trip in the 5th grade. It was the kind of field trip that is completely devoid of an educational merit but it was a decent day walking around the gardens and it was a relief to get out of Mrs. Grumpypants classroom. As I went to parochial school I don’t think we were told that Lake Shrine was built to honour Paramahansa Yogananda the author of Autobiography of a Yogi. I think Mrs. Grumpypants focused on the botany of the place and ignored the theology.

It was years before I went back to Lake Shrine and it was in my seeker phase when I was trying to find insight, enlightenment, and a great job all in an afternoon. I thought maybe a two hour trip to Lake Shrine might change my karma and turn my life around. I didn’t find what I was looking for but I did find beautiful gardens—and the fish, swans, turtles, windmill, are nice too.

I like all of the beauty of Lake Shrine but I am not a big fan of the woo-woo and there is plenty of woo-woo to be had if you look in the right place. I had a friend who was a member of the temple at Lake Shrine and she had a priest who lives there tell her that leprechauns and fairies frequent the place. He literally believed they were there in the garden. I have been to Lake Shrine and I have yet to see any mythical creatures coveting among the gardens. You aren’t likely to see any either but you might run into celebreties. I have heard that it is a favorite place for many celebrity moms to take their kids to feed the swans.

It’s free, beautiful and better than a day at the beach( less noise, less kids and less chance of getting sun burnt).

21. Lily will be in a parade
I can take Lily to the worlds largest Halloween dog parade, “The Haute-dog Howl-oween parade” located in Long Beach, CA( a suburb of L.A.). There will be pictures and videos of Lily’s first parade but until then here is a video of the 2008 parade.


22.Casas Fantisticos y Romanticos

Spanish style architecture that can be found in the L.A. area( only not in Valencia. Valencia doesn’t have architecture. We have master-planned communities). California Romantica is a gorgeous book by Diane Keaton that beautifully illustrates her love for California architecture; Casa California by Elizabeth McMillion gives a tour of Spanish architecture up and down the coast. I would love to have almost any of the houses in these two beautiful books, I just would prefer if the house happened to be in Santa Barbara instead of Los Angeles.

23. Diane Keaton lives in L.A. and maintains a style, sophistication and joie de vivre that would seem to be more at home in NY, Paris or London. But, I suppose if I could afford a Spanish mansion in Beverly Hills I might be somewhat happier about being here. On a side note, many moons ago, I had a short-term boyfriend who told me that the way I talked reminded him of Diane Keaton. I think I dated him longer than I should have just so I could pretend for a moment more that I was Diane and he was Warren Beatty. Truth be told he was more like Woody Allen. “La-de-dah, la-de-dah!”

24. Andersen’s Split Pea Soup
I only like the vegetarian kind and not for health reasons but because I don’t like the kind with bacon and I don’t like the split pea soup that they serve at the Anderson restaurants as it just tastes different, maybe the can adds to the flavor). It is my favorite canned soup of all time and a definite comfort food. I always have at least six cans on hand just in case of an earthquake, an apocalypse, or worse, in case Andersen quit making my favorite soup. Since moving back to L.A. I have learned that I could have bought the soup mail order ( or you can get a case from Amazon.com for $32.99) and I didn’t need to have friends and family send me cases of the stuff.

25. King’s Hawaiian Bread
My favorite accompaniment to the S
wedish soup is King’s Hawaiian bread, the two pair perfectly together. King’s Hawaiian Bread is a actually a Portuguese sweetbread which is made here. I rarely indulge in the bread as it is almost as sweet as a donut and is a white bread with no redeeming health benefits, but it is delicious and even more delicious with the soup.

Note about this series: The farther I get along in numbers the harder I am working at this. I just want you to know that it is back breaking and soul straining work—- that often requires naps and chocolate just to recover from—for me to come up with things that don’t suck about L.A. I may make it look like it’s easy but that is because you don’t see me doing( it is kind of like sausage making in that way). So just because I am amassing a significant list of things that don’t suck about L.A. doesn’t mean that “I love L.A.” is in on my I-Pod. 25 down and 340 things to go.

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2. Jacaranda trees

The one thing I am always on L.A. about is the lack of trees. I love trees. I need trees. Trees are something I crave like coffee and charm bracelets. Lake Bluff is a Tree City USA and L.A. is definitely not.

Sure there are trees here—some great trees: eucalyptus, scrub oaks, and even maples. There are even a few streets in L.A. which I would consider tree-lined. There just aren’t enough of them. And, I know that horticulturists would disagree with me but to my mind palm trees are not trees and there are lots of those non-trees here.

The one tree that I love in L.A. is the jacaranda. I am including pictures of a jacaranda tree in this post, but, really, a picture does not do them justice. In person these purple trees are like something out of a dream or a Kurosawa film or an Elfin landscape in one of those Lord of the whatsit movies. There is something strangely feminine, poetic and romantic about these trees—perhaps it is the fragility of the flower and the short duration of their bloom.

In California, jacarandas bloom twice a year, in fall and spring. In spring they are SoCal’s version of cherry blossom trees only they don’t seem to be as appreciated; there are no jacaranda festivals or celebrations in their honour here in L.A. They, are instead hated by many and referred to by some as the rat of trees. I think it is perhaps because there is no scent to the blooms and because they are really messy to clean up when they shed. Maybe, like all of California, the jacarandas, need some distance from them to be fully appreciated.

The old joke about L.A. is that no one is really from here, while that is not entirely true, it is true that the jacaranda is not indigenous to California. You don’t have to come to L.A. to see them. They are also found in Australia, Africa, India, Central America, Caribbean, Mexico, and, in the states can also be seen, in Arizona and Florida.

According to legend, if you have a jacaranda blossom land on you it is good luck. Note to self: must sit under a jacaranda tree. If you want to sit under a jacaranda and get some good luck try the following places, as recommended by the L.A. Times, in order to hit the Jacaranda Jackpot: the Franklin D. Murphy Sculpture Garden on UCLA’s north campus; Traxx Restaurant at Union Station; Palm Drive in Beverly Hills; Elysian Park;and Victoria Avenue in the Crenshaw District. My favorite place for jacaranda trees is Fullerton but I am sure there are many other places to take in the ultra-violet views.

3. Chicken barbecue sandwich at Busy Bee Market in San Pedro
This place is not pretty. It is a liquor store in a working class neighborhood. Don’t be fooled. If you should dare to make the trip and wait in the long-long-line you will be rewarded with a sandwich that will make you wonder what it is they are serving at Subway or Quiznos as it is clearly not a sandwich. Sicilian BBQ chicken, marinara sauce, lettuce, mayo on amazingly soft Italian bread. This sandwich requires lots of napkins and it’s best not to eat it when wearing your best white linen trousers.

4. The Wayfarers Chapel
I am not sure if I love this place but I do like it and it certainly doesn’t suck. This glass chapel is an architectural marvel and a building that requires a whole lot of Windex. The chapel is in Portuguese Bend( where Joan Didion used to live) in the Palos Verdes Peninsula, just a stones throw from the Pacific Ocean.

For an agnostic I am kind of mad for churches. I like this one for several reasons:
* It was built by Frank Lloyd Wright’s grandson, Eric Lloyd Wright.
* Eric Lloyd was Rupert Pole’s half-brother who Anais Nin lived with in L.A.
* It is a Swedenborgian Church which is a religion you don’t hear about much. Helen Keller, William Blake, Robert Frost and Johnny Appleseed were all Swedenborgians. It seems a relaxed and groovy religion as it should be, people who go to glass churches shouldn’t throw stones.
*Jayne Mansfield, Brian Wilson, and Dennis Hopper were all married at the chapel. As was somebody on the TV show The O.C. I am most impressed with Dennis Hopper. I imagine him and Peter Fonda and his bride all riding up Palos Verdes Drive East on bikes. Or was that “Easy Rider”?
*Nature seems as much apart of the church as the architecture which appeals to me on a philosophical and architectural level.
* It has spectacular ocean views and gorgeous gardens.

Nin wrote this poem about the Wayfarers chapel:

The sun was pouring into it
like a million saints’ halos
the sea was glittering
beyond the glass.
the redwood trees were beginning
to peep into the church.

The beauty of the glass expanded the spirit,
let it loose among the clouds and in nature.
What a poetic concept of a church.
Not to enclose, in dimness, in stone,
in tombs, with votive candles burning,
but to free the spirit, to follow the clouds
to glitter with the sea, to grow
from the earth richly scented.

5. Huell Howser

Now, I am real
ly serious about this one. There are somethings I will not tolerate. I cannot abide racist jokes, homophobia and, less seriously but equally adamantly, I cannot stand anyone talking smack about my Huell Howser. There are people in my life and I am not naming names and it is certainly not He-weasel, that mock Huell’s “awe shucks enthusiasm” and it makes me crazy.

If you don’t live in California you likely don’t know Huell and you are missing out. Huell is the anti-me. He loves California. He loves it so much that he has a TV series called “California’s Gold” and “Visiting with Huell Howser” that shows on local PBS stations in which he shows his love of California by finding all that make California “golden”( yikes, it hurt to write that). I watch his show not because I am eager to learn about the best of California or discover a persimmon farm run by Japanese immigrants or a belly dancing festival in Glendale or a shop in L.A. that sells highly unusual instruments, but rather to see Huell so excited about these things. I watch his shows to watch Huell’s passion. I am a sucker for passion and this is a man that oozes with it. When Joseph Campbell was talking about following your bliss he was talking about Huell and his love of the Golden state.

I have a secret fantasy of running into Huell one day and telling him how much I admire his enthusiasm and how much I missed him when I lived in Chicago and how they have a bad version of his show in Chicago with a guy in a safari hat but that show sucked—-but I fear I wouldn’t have the nerve. Huell, I hope you Google yourself and find this post because I think you are California Gold.
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Five down and 360 more things to go.

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A week or so ago JChevais told me about Schmutzie( thank you J!!!) and how we had some stuff in common and she was right. Please see this and this and be prepared to be amazed. I love Schmutzie’s blog and her writing and just visiting her blog for a few days and learning about her blog Grace in Small Things in which Schmutzie is “waging a battle against embitterment”. She explains her mission and how you can share in it better than I could as I am still bitter, or at least semi-sweet.

After reading a few of her Grace in Small Things posts I was inspired to stop constantly complaining about the place I live and tell you the good things in L.A, both large and small. Yes, there are good things. I am not sure I can do it but I am going to try and tell you 365 good things about L.A. This might take a while. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate this place. But I don’t hate:

# 1: The Getty

The Getty is one of the most beautiful museums in the world and if I didn’t live here this is a place I would dream of visiting. For $10 parking I can get into one of the worlds most amazing museums in the United States. Truth be told it is the building and the location and not so much the collections or the shows at the Getty that make me brave the 405 freeway.

I will admit that when the Getty shut down its Malibu museum I was not at all happy to hear about the new Getty on the hill that Richard Meier was to create. I loved the original museum which is now the Getty Villa. I was sick that I could no longer visit this museum that felt to me more like a spiritual home than a mere museum.


I didn’t want to like the Getty only I couldn’t help it. I was unable to fight its Acropolis like significance. In a city whose culture is big budget film and non-fat frozen yogurt there was no denying the impact of the collective psyche of L.A. that having a museum high on the hill that would not be ignored.

When I go to the Getty I spend more time walking the building, the staircases and the gardens than I do the galleries. It is the space, the majesty and the way that Meier’s white stoned masterpiece gives me a kind of peace I have never felt in a church.

I like to sit by the main fountain and watch foreign tourists, students with their sketch pads, senior citizens on a day tour, and couples on an artsy date. There is not only a center to this building but many centers. I feel an impulse to visit the many centers of this one building and spend significant time in each one. This is not a museum with one center—but many—and all of the centers hold. That speaks to Richard Meier’s genius.

The last time I went to the Getty was after a session with Igor. He-weasel and I played hooky and we ate cauliflower curry soup and chicken wraps and sat outside with a view that only made the soup taste better. I am going to visit the Getty a lot while we are here. Some day I when we are living in a place that I love and we are far from L.A. I want to have memories of sitting in the Getty garden.

I could go on about why I love the Getty or you could just look at my pictures.

One down and 364 to go.

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All pictures of the Getty were taken by me.

I’m throwing my arms arounds Paris…

As you have followed this blog for a while will know I am a huge fan of Morrissey. I first heard the Smith’s when I was 15 years old and sad, depressed and alienated and as soon as I heard his melodic melancholy and melodrama I felt as if I had found the soundtrack to my life, I was right–I did. My love of Morrissey is not merely about a preference but has become a part of the way that I identify myself. When I say I love Morrissey it is the same kind of identifier as I am a wife, writer, friend, or francophile in other words my love of Morrissey is essential to who I am. My love is not the personal kind. I have never written a letter to him and I don’t love him in that way, but I love him as you do someone who has always been there for you and never let you down( well, I was briefly disappointed when the Smiths broke up).

The New York Times wrote, “Morrissey isn’t just any singer: he has become one of the defining rock stars of the past few decades by virtue of his grand voice, his grander songs, and his charming habit of playing with melodrama”. His influence is felt worldwide through the countless artists that cite him as their primary inspiration. “Years of Refusal” is a masterful work that finds Morrissey and the band at their best with a muscular sound and the inimitable voice and lyrics of a legend.”

Morrissey has a lot to teach about life, love and even business. It turns out that Morrissey’s songs have been used in a class to teach business at a college in England called “Business Relationships The Morrissey Way“. I am not kidding about that and if I knew I could have gotten an MBA by listening to Morrissey I might have done it. But as Morrissey so brilliantly said, ” I was looking for a job, and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now.”

Over the years my love and appreciation for this man, his music and his writing has only deepened. To this day if I hear The Smith/Morrissey in an elevator, store or on the radio I will not leave until the song is over. I have worn out tapes. I have replaces Cd’s that I’ve unintentionally scratched. I feel sure that when I am in 80′s I will still be humming “Panic” to myself and I have asked those around me that when I die I want “Asleep” as well as Pachelbel’s Cannon be played at my funeral.

I saw Morrissey perform in Chicago in December 2007 and after all these years it was better than I could have dreamed. The audience was filled with young, old, those too young to have heard the Smith’s the first time around and those who were bald and grey. All of us had one thing in common, a love of a man with a way with words. It was a like a sing along. Everyone sang their hearts out to “Panic” and “This Charming Man”. But, but when he got to “Please Let Me Get What I want” I sang my heart out. See, I had just two weeks ago had my last insemination. I sang that song like a prayer. I somehow hoped that by singing this song with Morrissey and a room full of believers that maybe I would get what I want. I, of course did not get what I wanted, but fret not Morrissey has a song to deal with that too.

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Morrissey has a new album, “Years of Refusal” that comes out on February 16th. His single from this album, “I’m throwing my arms around Paris” which Morrissey calls a “Cosmopolitan Hymn to architecture” is a song that gets to the crux of the love that is possible for the city of lights. “I’m throwing my arms around Paris…because only stone and steel accept my love.” Please listen to it for yourself after all it is Morrissey and he is singing about Paris. And, I must tell you that my darling Morrissey will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow night. Also, he is doing a huge tour. The horrible news is he will not be in L.A. I am dreaming of seeing him in NYC, Chicago, London or Paris, or all of the above.
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“Talking about art is like dancing about architecture”

I only wish I could dance about architecture but as I cannot I will write about architecture instead. I went to the Los Angeles Broad Museum on Sunday. I had been looking forward to it for months. I am a huge fan of contemporary art and I was giddy at the idea of L.A. having a museum built by Renzo Piano that would be a home to an important permanent collection. Sure, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art has had some important contemporary art shows—but there was something about the buildings that would not allow for enormous works by Richard Serra or large installations by Mike Kelly.

I had seen a few pictures of the Renzo Piano addition to LACMA while I was in Austin but I tried to avoid reading too much about it. I didn’t want someone with more architectural insight and with paid opinions to tell me how I should feel about the Broad.

I had gone to the Menil in Houston where two of the buildings had been designed by Piano and the architecture and art work were a spiritual experience I will never forget. The light and numinousity of the Cy Twombly gallery are not unlike the spacious canvases created by Cy himself. The space that Piano created in Houston is one that sets a mood of reverence and introspection. It is a museum thats space stayed with me long after we left.

When we drove down Miracle Mile I was expecting an architectural miracle what I saw instead was a large building that displayed huge banners. A pair of fabric scrims four stories high seemed to my eye a bit of a distracting dress put on a very large pig. I tried to reserve judgment and still had hopes of being dazzled. I have since learned that the banners were projects by an artist I love, John Baldessari. I, however, did not like the Christo like foo-foo that covered the facade.

Before I go on, let me say, I am no expert on architecture. I have no education or training. What I have is a strong felt sense about buildings. To me, architecture is a little like falling in love. You know it when you feel it. And, you also know when you don’t. I love beautiful buildings and how I feel when I see them and enter them. So, as I am not an expert—and even if I was, I advise you to feel free to absolutely ignore me and listen to experts and what they think of these buildings—or you could listen to yourself.

All that said, my feelings about LACMA are strong.. I have long loathed the architecture of LACMA. As much as I love the Getty and Disney Concert Hall is how much I do not feel it for the multi-building campus of LACMA. My antipathy is enormous for the Ahmanson Building. Yes, it is a building that is aware of the light of L.A. and it certainly does not outshine the art. But, the structure is somehow institutionally dreary and drab. And, there are the columns that try to communicate some kind of mythic gravitas while looking beachy and contemporary. They look, to my eye, like bars painted the colour of hospitals and institutions; the tall and imposing columns seem to keep the art in and the people out. The squares of light stone and stripes of blue-green seem an unsuccessful homage to a Diebenkorn painting or to the David Hockney palette of turquoise blue pools and beige blocks of concrete—only seriously subdued. All that is missing in the homage to Hockney is a beautiful Californian boy about to dive off a diving board into a unmoving pool with a background of sprinklers sparkling on green grass— only I would much rather look at a Hockney painting than the bland architectural equivalent.

Then there is the Art of the Americas building which is an art deco meets Lego-like structure. The surfaces of this building shine as bright as a celebrity’s capped smile. Large shiny blocks of white are the antithesis of the organic blocks of white stone at Meier’s amazing Getty on the hill or the subtle stone of the Menil or even the Broad. Then there are the postmodern columns of green and the whimsical art deco like patio that makes me wish I was playing SimCity( when I play SimCity, I love knocking down parts of town that dare to go brown. This is a museum that I would knock down—but I would first carefully remove all the artwork).

The worst element of this building, in my mind, is an angled wall off the Art of Americas Building that is like an ornamental and incongruent glass wall that jets off the back of the building like a last minute addition. This wall looks like it was intended for backdrops for fashion shoots. Truly, glass blocks give me hives. Every Realtor I have ever worked with will tell you that I feel about glass blocks the way Joan Crawford felt about wire hangers. And, I do not even know what to say about the Pavilion for Japanese Art except that it looks like an Epcot-ian like satellite of the LACMA campus.

We passed through the courtyard that sits between the Ahmanson and the Broad and I started to feel an unexpected anxiety. First, I saw a large structure that looked like an enormous service station that could house several semi-trucks. I have since learned that this is called the “entrance pavilion”. It was a nice place to escape from the L.A. light as ducked under the facade and purchased our tickets to enter the museum.

I looked up to the Broad, as there is no way that this building can be looked at without tilting your head, and what I saw in front of me was an escalator that took patrons up four flights in an Ikea like escalator. I do not want my architecture to remind me of Ikea.

Now, let me say before I go any further, I love the color red. Red is my favorite color. I love it so much that my hair is red, my lips are red and I have dozens and dozens of red shoes. Even my nom de blog has the word “rouge” in it. However the red accents of steel and stairwells, that Piano used to outline the white-whale sized sound-stage of the Broad, seemed disturbingly
commercial. And, when I say commercial I mean “McDonald’s” or “In and Out Burger’s” and not a Museum of Contemporary Art. The exterior steps, the escalator and the red lines feels like a nod to the more ebullient and energetic Centre de Pompidou which is also a Piano structure.

I have another issue with the Broad, there is no entrance to it from Wilshire Boulevard which seems like an outright rejection of its environment. What comes to my mind as I see the doorways absence is the image of a child covering its eyes and expecting that no one can see them just because they cannot see. Piano did create some windows that overlook Wilshire. And one of my favorite sitting places was at a Wilshire window on the first floor that sits in a walkway between two Serra’s. Sitting on a bench in the light of the Wilshire window made me feel like I was in an Ed Ruscha painting.”Women sitting in window, No.1.”

Once off of the Ikea like escalator we arrived on the top floor and were met with a myriad of amazing views and a patio that was cantilevered and hence without foundation. He-weasel bravely walked out onto the protruding patio. I was more cautious and asked to take his arm to go to the edge. As He-weasel bravely bent over the edge of the patio so he could take pictures for my blog, I came to realize that the Broad’s exterior spaces are about small vistas and vignettes and is free of a grand entrance and/or a grand space to commune( other than the gas station like open space without a place to sit). There is no major city center in L.A., it is huge and spread out and there is not just one L.A. but multiple L.A.’s and in that in that way the Broad is representational of its context and in that way it might have succeeded. In the outer spaces of the Broad, like in L.A., I feel a sense of isolation and separation, but that could just be my issue.

The door into the Broad opened with some kind of high tech cantilever thingymajoo that was strangely impressive and still quietly elegant—I would expect nothing else from Piano. The first thing I noticed upon entry was a glass elevator that was walled by a Barbara Kruger elevator that was not working. Now, I am not going to address the incredible art inside the Broad—I will save that post for another day.

After walking away from the Kruger elevator I turned to the ceiling. I was shocked by the somewhat dim and diffuse light that came through Piano’s signature skylight. I saw that the skylights were muddied and dirty from a recent bit of L.A. rain. I was also struck by how few people were there. The place was empty. Really I saw no more than a dozen people in the entire museum. Why is that? It was a Sunday. Isn’t the day that people go to museums? Where are the people? Are they at the mall or the movies? I remember going to museums in Sundays in NYC and there would be crowds. L.A., there is a museum here!

That was the very last thought I had about the museum while I was there. The art took over. I think I did have thoughts about how fabulous it is to have a museum that can hold not one but two Richard Serra masterpieces. I think it is obvious that I prefer Piano’s Menil museum to his Broad approach. Oh, and the Menil is free and it was a $12 for adult admission to LACMA. However, admission is whatever you want to to pay if you visit after 5 p.m. And, on the second Tuesday of each month, general admission to the permanent galleries and non-ticketed exhibitions is free. Please, dear reader, do not let my feelings about the architecture stop you from visiting. This is an amazing museum with a fantastic and breathtaking collection of contemporary art which I will write about later this week.

Pictures:
1. Photo of the facade of the Broad taken by Me-weasel.
2. Photo of the Menil Cy Twombly Gallery in Houston, Texas taken by He-weasel.
3. Photo of the front of the Broad Museum comes from Bloomberg.com
4. Photo of a Hockney painting comes from here.
5. Photo of the dreadful glass brick wall was taken by Me-weasel.
6. Photo of the Entry Pavilion comes from here.
7. Long shot of the Broad taken by Me-weasel.
8. Photo of the bench and window on the first floor taken by Me-weasel.
9. Photo of the escalator of the Broad taken by Me-weasel.
10. Photo of the entryway to the Broad comes from here.

And, the title of today’s post is a quote by Steve Martin. I love a man who is funny, writes well and who ha
s a passion for modern art
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About Me

My name is Tracey, aka La Belette Rouge. I am a psychotherapist and the author of Freudian Sip @ Psychology Today. I blog about psychology, my therapy, dreams, writing, meaning making, home, longing, loss, infertility and other things that delight or inspire me. I try to make deep and elusive psychodynamic concepts accessible and funny. For more information, click here .

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